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Via Preetpal 


A young man went to his father one day to tell him that

he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,

and he told him that it was 'Samantha'- a girl from the neighborhood.

 

With a sad face the old man said to his son,

'I'm sorry to say this son but I have to.

The girl you want to marry is your sister,

but please don't tell your mother.'

 

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father

but ended up frustrated cause ! the response was still the same.

 

So he decides to go to his mother.

'Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love,

dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'

 

His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son,

you can marry any of those girls.

You're not his son !!'

[Fake-Degree] IIPM

Not sure of the date when this was release but if this ever released - their record doesn't look that great. AVOID 

Fuck

The Fucking Disclaimer

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.

Uses of the word Fuck

FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:

"Fuck off", he hinted.

Grammatical Usage

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).

Further Structures

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings

"How the fuck are you?"

Fraud

"I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."

Dismay

"Oh, fuck it."

Trouble

"Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Aggression

"Fuck you!!!"

Disgust

"Fuck me!!!"

Confusion

"What the fuck....?"

Diffuclty

"I don't understand this fucking thing."

Despair

"Fucked again."

Desperation

"Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."

Incompetence

"He fucks up everything."

Displeasure

"What the fuck is going on?"

Lost

"Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief

"Unbefuckinglievable!!!"

Retaliation

"Up your fucking ass!!!"

Pain

"Fuck ! that hurt."

Pleasure

"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"

Love

"Do ya Fuck on first dates?"

Starting a relationship

"Let's fuck now!"

Surprise

"Fucking hell what was that?"

Hate

"You Fuck!"

Disappointment

"That's not fucking fair."

A poker hand

"A Royal Fuck."

Denial

"I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity

"I know fuck all about it."

Apathy

"Who gives a fuck."

Resignation

"Oh fuck it."

Suspicion

"Who the fuck are you?"

Panic

"Let's get the fuck out of here!"

Directions

"Fuck off."

Sex

"Let's fuck."

Maternal

"Motherfucker."

Incestuous

"Motherfucker."

Ambiguity

"I'm not so fucking sure."

Agreement

"Absofuckinglutely."

Praising the Lord

"Jesus Fucking Christ.">

I have a headache

"Go fuck yourself."

Refusal

"Oh you can fuck right off."

Pissed off

"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer

Where did all them fucking Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima

"What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic

"Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

Michelangelo

"You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"

Ei nstein

"Any fucker could understand that."

Sean Penn

"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

John Lennon

"Is that a real fucking gun?"

Donald Campbell

"The fucking throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn

"Heads are going to fucking roll."

Richard Nixon

"Who's going to fucking know?"

Niki Lauda

"I thought I could fucking smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher

"What fucking map?"

Picasso

"It does fucking look like her."

Christopher Columbus

"Where the fuck are we?"

Michael Jackson

"It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"

Pythagarus

"How the fuck did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney

"Fuck a duck."

Joan of Arc

"I don't suppose it will fucking rain."

George Bush

"Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples

"I haven't got a fucking clue."

Maths at Its Best

Best part is the teacher’s remark:
 
 


 

2009 Female Driver Awards

These are funny landings, we have more dangerous female drivers in this part of the world.

 

T he  2009 Woman Driver  Awards:



10th   Place Goes to:  

   

 
9th   Place  Goes To:  
 
   


8th   Place  Goes  To:  
 

   

7th   Place  Goes  To:  

   

6th   Place  Goes  To:  
 
   

5th   Place  Goes  To:  

   

4th   Place  Goes   To:  
 
   


The  BRONZE Medal  Winner:  
 

   

The  SILVER Medal  Winner:  
 
   

YES  - her helmet is   ...........
.............................    worn  backwards  

.  and finally,
here  is our 2009 Women Drivers  Awards    

***  GOLD Medal Winner ***  


   

   

WOW   ! ! How the...?!?

Oh  never mind... CONGRATULATIONS ! !  

This   concludes the 2009 Women Drivers Awards  Ceremony.

Thanks  to all  our contestants for giving us all a  reason to laugh &   smile.       
  

 

Man with NO BAD Habits.

Once a man was waiting for a taxi.

A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him.
But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.
Suddenly an idea struck him.He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you."
"I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar.
The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea".
He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar.

The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."

The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".

The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver".

The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".

As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him.
Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man.
But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like."

Pappu's Management

Via Rishipal Deora - The man who owes everbody he owes. 

Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy with the bhakti of Pappu.


Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.


RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?
PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans
PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.
RAVAN: No child that’s not possible.
PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100
RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.
PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?
RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.
PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.
RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.
PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in your ass hole ... deep inside ...!!
RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ...

PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?
The moral of the Story: Management will not yield to your simple request until u can give pain in their @$$. J


Cartoon of the day - Parrots become jobless

 



via Neha Nahata.

The World According to India



Chcukle

Via Neha Nahata - 

 

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai

4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

6. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . " TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

7. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo"

8. Dada(Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota(Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ.... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.

10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

11. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ? Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge

12. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy. Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai. Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

13. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad

14. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother

15. Pathan Ladki se: I Love you ! Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I Love you".

16. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.
17. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. “Aj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota”.

18. Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late ayi. GF: sorry, I am late. Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahy hai, dossri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahy hai.

19. Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago.